Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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