i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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