i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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