i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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