and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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