Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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