if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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