he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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