Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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