At least make sure they are 18
Why
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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