once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
they call him Oral-B. enough said
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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