Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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