Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
