I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
