Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
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its like you know when i get waxed
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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