Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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