So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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