I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
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