i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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