I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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