so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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