let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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