Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
foreskin is a definite game changer
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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