NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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