it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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