They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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