his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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