But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
Randomize
