Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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