Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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