North Korea, Best Korea!
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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