is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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