I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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