North Korea, Best Korea!
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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