We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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