Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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