No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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