At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
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