I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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