Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
