That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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