Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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