Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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