if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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