Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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