just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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