Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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