I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
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