That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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