Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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